Reasons Why You Love UF

I Love UF because no matter what the outcome of the football game we get piss ass drunk!

I Love UF because i can get trashed every weekend and still call myself classy

I Love UF because you can and will get your butt kicked at pool by a homeless one-legged man named "Nub"

I Love UF because squirrel Saturdays...

I Love UF because you can wear this to a football game...

I Love UF because five star 4 am deliveries

I Love UF because we SUPPORT the JORT!

I Love UF because if you miss the last Later Gater bus at 230am you can always ride home with the Gville department of transportation guy...

I Love UF because late night Gator chants on the Later Gator

I Love UF because you can walk around a bar with an entire bottle of vodka as your drink and no one will think twice

I Love UF because i can pay $350 for rent and live two blocks from campus.

I Love UF because we have Patric Young with dunks like this one.

I Love UF because the hangover cure, orange Gatorade, was created here.

I Love UF because of this video

I Love UF because i can leave my house 5 minutes before class starts and park my scooter outside the class door and still be on time.