Reasons Why You Love UF

I Love UF because we get representation in Congress. Thank you Corrine Brown. Go Gata!

I Love UF because everyday on my way to campus I see a homeless lady/prostitute dressed in a leopard print top walking down University talking to herself and waving her hands like she is casting a spell.

I Love UF because ryan Lochte went here!

I Love UF because it was 4+ years of nights I'll never remember with friends I'll never forget!!

I Love UF because i LUVV DANCIN IN THE RAIN

I Love UF because i can walk around campus lookin like a ho and see girls wearing way less than me!

I Love UF because one of our students created a pop culture catch phrase. "Don't Tase Me, Bro!!"

I Love UF because even our teachers smoke weed and go to class.

I Love UF because kicking rocks in the alley behind mid town turns into an all out shin kicking contest. Where are your shin guards now, Admiral!

I Love UF because i love UF because a tailgate is the perfect excuse to get really drunk with old people

I Love UF because i fuck mad bitches!

I Love UF because no matter what the outcome of the football game we get piss ass drunk!

I Love UF because i can get trashed every weekend and still call myself classy

I Love UF because you can and will get your butt kicked at pool by a homeless one-legged man named "Nub"

I Love UF because squirrel Saturdays...